I mean, these people, they love to argue
Lisa: [ angry tone ] What the fuck is going on here, Vinny? You fucking up this case or what?
Vinny Gambini: I explained it to you already, didn’t I? It’s a procedure. I’m learning all this as I go along. I’m bound to fuck up a little.
Sheriff Dean Farley: On a hunch, I took it upon myself to check out if there was any information on a ’63 Pontiac Tempest stolen or abandoned recently. This computer readout confirms that two boys, who fit the defendants’ description, were arrested two days ago by Sheriff Tillman in Jasper County, Georgia, for driving a stolen metallic mint green 1963 Pontiac Tempest, with a white convertible top, Michelin Model XGV tires, size 75-R-14.
Jim Trotter: [ into the phone ] You did good out there today, Yankee. I like the competition. You like competition, too? Makes things kinds fun, doesn’t it?
Vinny Gambini: What is it? You know you have to disclose all of your evidence to me before presenting it at trial.
Jim Trotter: I just got it myself tonight. I’ll disclose it first thing in the morning. The Judge is gonna have to admit it.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court!
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Fine. I’ll let you off this one time. The next time you appear in my court, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair, and wear a suit and tie. And that suit had better be made out of some sort of. cloth. You understand me?
Vinny Gambini: Er, my clients were caught completely by surprise. They thought they were getting arrested for shoplifting a can of tuna.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: [ cutting him off ] I don’t want to hear explanations. The state of Alabama has its procedure. And that procedure at this point in time is to have an arraignment. Continue reading “I mean, these people, they love to argue”